Top Definition
Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.
Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"
by Ethan Banana. November 23, 2013

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