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The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.
'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'
by noelle October 14, 2003
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by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
by Yams September 09, 2006
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a cunt's way of spelling hamster.
what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
by hardxcunt July 11, 2006
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A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons
Ezra Koenig is a Hampster
by eswain93 February 24, 2010
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Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.
Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.
by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009
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So i was outside of a Built To Spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.
by nick723nick January 21, 2008
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