Hamo is slang for a Samoan, a person from Samoa or of Samoan descent. Samoan is a polynesian language, and other dialects of the polynesian language tree substitutes the Samoan 's' with the letter 'h'. Therefore Samoa becomes Hamoa, shortened further to Hamo.
Are you a Hamo? Are there any Hamo's in the house?
by freshynz April 21, 2005
A very unfortunate situation to be born into. They are usually male, and very easy to spot. If you were to observe them on the street, you would more thank likely want to kill yourself. They snap their tongue at bugs and leaves flying by, trying to catch them in their mouth while singing Ricky Martin songs. Often times, Hamos's fill their shoes with pop rocks and then eats them during their lunch break. The majority of the time, their breath smells like a mixture of expired baby food and tar. Also, Hamos's think they are big - when in reality they are very small. If they were a car, they would be a Mini Cooper. Few things are worse than being a Hamos.
I understand that both your legs are getting amputated, but at least you're not a Hamos.
by Bowser23 June 20, 2011