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banana hammok 

banana hammok is a phrase used to describe a pair of speedos or tight pants.
ie; wow! what an impressive banana hammok!
banana hammok by del boy September 26, 2006
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nut hammok 

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.
My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.
nut hammok by Ken Hubbard December 14, 2008

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.
Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Richard Hammond 

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash
I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond
Richard Hammond by Nabroleon April 14, 2017