Hamist

When a person purposefully does not eat ham or hamburgers.

Example: Sam: billy doesn’t like hamburgers

Tom: he’s so hamist

Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

Hammish 

A large turd or shit. A dookie.

Gavit can't talk right now, he's taking a hammish.

Hammish by Azw May 27, 2009

Hamist

Someone who says something racist or bad with the word ham or sometimes without it.

“Marvel Spider-Man is not getting a free upgrade onto the PS5; that’s hamist.”

“He said HAM when the teacher asked for his name and she said that is hamist.”

Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

Hammiston by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

hammish 

Something in Honesdale Slang that is usually cool but is at the current moment being stupid and annoying

Gym class was hammish yesterday because we didn't play football.

hammish by Nate February 27, 2005

hammster farts 

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

hammster farts by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

Hamfist 

A derivation of "ham-fisted," an adjective meaning "clumsy," "heavy-handed," or "indelicate."

1. To thoroughly dominate, humiliate, or destroy. See example #1.

2. A literal "hamfist." When one wraps his own fist in ham. Fisting a human with a hamfist is optional but the implication is always there.

1. "Wow, the Patriots hamfisted the entire NFL until they lost to the Giants."

"Sit down and pick up a controller. Are you ready to get hamfisted?"

Hamfist by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008