A pain in the ass West Ham United fan
When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.
1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).
2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!
2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer
'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!