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Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones
- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party), - hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and - hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party) When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over. Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat. ***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved*** Game Time: (Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled ***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved*** (Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration ***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved*** Post-Hammered Fuck: - Stumble home - Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth) - Rinse and repeat |
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