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9.
When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.
Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.
by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008
 
1.
To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk
Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.
by TMAC September 30, 2003
 
2.
Adj. (Ham-da) When you have drank to much alcohol in a night; Derived from the adjective hammered.
Casey Hamlett loves to get Hammed
by Ben Ambrey July 07, 2007
 
3.
drunk; hammered.
he got hammed.
by . June 15, 2003
 
4.
When you are very drunk; from the word hammered
Jake: yo man yesterday i had so much ham juice.
Franz:dude me too!
Jake: we were so hammed
by Coco slater October 27, 2007
 
5.
the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out
obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots
by Rave slave February 08, 2009
 
6.
To be extremely drunk.
"Man i got super hammed last night bro!"
by whoisurdanny August 14, 2008
 
7.
When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen
My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!
by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009