Hammence

1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)

2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.

3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.

"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"

"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."

"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."

Hammence by M-Russ March 4, 2009

hamsauced 

Super drunk

Nicole was completely hamsauced last night

hamsauced by Neeekooole March 31, 2009

hamhanded 

To overemphasise a point.

Hazel was hamhanded in making her point to the newly widowed Mrs. Jones. "You're his wife? I though you said you husband is dead. He is? Then you are not his wife, you're his widow."

hamhanded by newsitian July 24, 2008

hammagedon 

A sad event when a group chat just ruined

1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day

hammagedon by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

Hammaded 

Verb used to imply that a person has absolutely choked a reply to a message. This includes, but is not limited to: dad replies, stupid questions and being an overall npc in a group chat

As usual, he has absolutely hammaded it! 😭

Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

Hammaded 

Verb used when an individual has absolutely choked a reply to a message in a group chat, damaging all the vibes and the funny. These include, but are not limited to: dad type replies, unfunny jokes, and being an overall npc in the group chat

Lmaoooo he's hammaded it again😭

Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

hamfaced 

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

hamfaced by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009