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hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
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Hamzakje 

Monke Master who always reminds you to stay hydrated and has a sense of humor.
Hamzakje: Did you drink water today?
Rice: No thanks for reminding me master.
Hamzakje: :monkeily:
Hamzakje by kaisermonke January 27, 2021

Hammaconda Effect 

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.
Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.
Hammaconda Effect by Zstreich April 3, 2013

haymaker 

A powerful forceful punch. The word usually used in boxing. When the person swings with full force. Twists his waist and shoulders round before turning back unleasing a mighty blow!
"He hit him with a Haymaker!"

"A left uppercut Haymaker!"

"The Haymaker!"

haymaker by KA0310 December 7, 2006

Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma? 

According to the Pearls Before Swine strip from April 27, 2011, "It means, 'I just burned you. What are you gonna do about it?'" It's going to sweep the nation.
Rat: Dude, check it... I've invented a new expression... it's "Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?'

Pastis: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?

Rat: It means, 'I just burned you. What are you going to do about it?'... I'm hoping it sweeps the nation.

Pastis: I wouldn't let it sweep my bathroom floor. Yo! Snap! Whassa matta hamma?!

Rat: It's a sad day when a nerd cartoonist gets the better of you.