Shacole Hamlett 

The Coolest Person in the world. She's Sexy, Single, and Sizzling.
Even though Gavin Arbuckle says different, It's just cause he's jealous!!!

SHACOLE IS THE SHIZZNITS!!!

Person 1: Do you know shacole?

Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean that sexy one over there

Person 1: Defiently!!!

Person 2: I Love HER!!!

Person 1: so does everyone!!!

Shacole Hamlett by Somebody (NOPY NOPY) February 18, 2004

Fanny Hamlett 

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

Fanny Hamlett by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

Dj Hamlett 

Some Zennial fuck boy. Wants you to be his mommy. Porn addict can only get off to his hand. If you hurt his feelings he will have a melt down like a 2 year old...

Dj David Hamlett

Who is Dj Hamlett?

Dj Hamlett by Thefukboifinder March 12, 2025

kirk hammett 

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica

kirk hammett is hot

kirk hammett by hollqndsfx November 13, 2022

Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

Harlett O'Scara 

a frightening and very unattractive transvestite of the promiscuous persuasion

Did you see that Harlett O'Scara? Whew, that's one double ugly tranny!

Harlett O'Scara by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008

Hamlet 

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.

"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!

Hamlet by yuxal June 30, 2020