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Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger
by TNFiji November 15, 2004
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The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.
If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.
by jerem December 20, 2003
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While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel
While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler
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One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.
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the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.
the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.
by Pyro88 May 16, 2004
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When one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. This act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.
Jeff was not attracted to Sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in months.
by Rahdagh August 09, 2009
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Stop that hamburgler, he stole my whopper!
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
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