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this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"
A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar
by sleepingsquirrel May 04, 2009
 
1.
a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.
" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"
by hellboy October 12, 2003
 
2.
a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.
"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"
by Ryan August 14, 2005
 
3.
To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.
"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."
by scala5k January 23, 2005
 
4.
someone that comes along and jacks your burger.
damn that hamburglar just owned me.
by sputtleface April 08, 2003
 
5.
someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!
Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.
by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006
 
6.
one who strikes terror in the hearts of villagers in India by stealing their cows (which most natives of India deem as sacred).
Punjabi: Where are all the cows in Majaraji village?

Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.
by People Skills June 16, 2004
 
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Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!
by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008