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1.
a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.
" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"
by hellboy October 12, 2003
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8.
Someone that steals your hamburger(s)
Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"
by Harm1 July 07, 2011
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9.
A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.
Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.
by brobi1kinobi February 12, 2011
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10.
a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.
Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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11.
a stealer of meat, particularly ham
Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
by gank of america March 16, 2007
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12.
An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.
Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!
by Arnettia August 15, 2010
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13.
A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010
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14.
A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.
This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.
by DyceMan May 19, 2010
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