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21.
A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.
Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.
by Congreeman Jim McDermot October 13, 2006
 
1.
a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.
" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"
by hellboy October 12, 2003
 
2.
a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.
"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"
by Ryan August 14, 2005
 
3.
To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.
"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."
by scala5k January 23, 2005
 
4.
someone that comes along and jacks your burger.
damn that hamburglar just owned me.
by sputtleface April 08, 2003
 
5.
someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!
Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.
by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006
 
6.
one who strikes terror in the hearts of villagers in India by stealing their cows (which most natives of India deem as sacred).
Punjabi: Where are all the cows in Majaraji village?

Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.
by People Skills June 16, 2004
 
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Oh Robble!
by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008