By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.
What the f* would a Burger be anyway?
Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!
You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.
The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.