A quiet little town 20 minutes south of Buffalo NY, a shitty city. There's not much to do in Hamburg, but its not all that bad. The town golf course is usually flooded by 18 mile creek, there are 3 country clubs within the town limits, however no real people are allowed at them. The McKinley mall is too small. Teens usually find themselves reeking havoc in the Wal Mart on Rt 20, the 3rd largest Wal Mart in the country. God only knows why they built it in Hamburg.more...
The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished years ago after a snowstorm. World Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.
There are a few notable attributes to Hamburg, NY, including Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country Fair, one of the largest county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.
For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.
Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second biggest poop stain on WNY, second only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that has taken over Lackawanna.
A small high school with around two hundred students located in Hamburg. Near Buffalo, NY. All Girls.
Private. Catholic. College Preparatory school.
Most teens who go their think it's a joke, and other high school think it's full of lesbians
The teens who go their are stupid, mostly, but they like to think they're all smart. Some even think that New York City and Buffalo are in a different time zone.
They look down on people who are different. Racist, homophobic, close minded people.
They have ugly uniforms. Although, some people who are skinny can pull them off.
Often called Skankulata, Dykeulata.
So you go to Immaculata Academy?
Do you like it?
No, I have to go there.
....are you gay?