hambeast
Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.
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hambeast
An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."
hambeast by SquareMoogle February 16, 2005
Humbeats
Producer out near Boston. Produced for Gunplay, Sammie, Jim Jones, Pat Brown, Montana of 300, Mookie Jones, Yung God, Reem, Gio Dee, D-Note, etc. Has own website: IAmHumbeats.com. Has a crazy dope fro. Tall, skinny nigga. Makes some of the best beats around.
Marcus: "Yo, Why this beat so dope?"
Vernon: "It's a Humbeat man"
Lorenz: Im a rapper looking for beats, have any suggestions?"
Jerry: "Yea hit up Humbeats at IAmHumbeats.com"
Vernon: "It's a Humbeat man"
Lorenz: Im a rapper looking for beats, have any suggestions?"
Jerry: "Yea hit up Humbeats at IAmHumbeats.com"
Humbeats by DirtyLipzDirtyPitz June 3, 2013
habeats
Sexy motherfucker who is the best producer on Spotify and sound cloud named killhabeats also has a twitch named Nolabrostv and is a amazing man
habeats by GREEN_N1NJA_X November 5, 2020
habeats
A man with a massive dick the best producer gives great head twitch-Nolabrostv Spotify-killhabeats soundcloud-killhabeats
habeats by GREEN_N1NJA_X November 5, 2020
hambeast
1. a person so extremely large, the back of their neck resembles a package of hotdogs, and their thighs are reminiscent of rice pudding on a hot afternoon
2. a term used to describe poor ld debaters at truman hs, including but not limited to a certain member nicknamed object
3. an alternative to thanksgiving turkeys
2. a term used to describe poor ld debaters at truman hs, including but not limited to a certain member nicknamed object
3. an alternative to thanksgiving turkeys
Hambeast
A "human" that looks like they are smuggling dozens of hams under their clothes. They are generally poor, but thoroughly enjoy cheap Gin and Tonics at the local dive bar (but they don't tip). Their favorite food is Pork Rinds, and that stuff that looks like ham grease on their clothes is usually a weird mixture of gin, sweat, actual ham grease, saliva (not necessarily theirs), and occasionally urine. Although occasionally confused with the bull dyke, hambeasts aren't always lesbians.