Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks
by Canadaram May 31, 2008
A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.
by Sylinashi August 18, 2022
The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.
by Peter & Ernie August 4, 2006
by pdude618 April 9, 2016
The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
by poopieweinerhole July 8, 2010
by troysco2 May 20, 2015
The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.
by SkandaalousJoenes February 12, 2016