slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.
by giraffe-o August 25, 2010
an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.
Olivia is such a ham sandwich
by william mcfap September 25, 2011
Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."

More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."

*Proceed to get really high*

Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."

UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"

MKU: "I'll sit this one out."

UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.

MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
by Whothefuckk March 15, 2012
a cooked slab of pig on a bun.
"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."
by MoJo Mojowitz August 31, 2005
A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.
Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.
by Tower of power January 13, 2015
A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious
Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.
by chaos is control May 29, 2015
A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
by jackson4502 May 16, 2011
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