The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.
Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."
by Mitch Monmouth July 31, 2005
The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.
by John Costanzo August 31, 2005
To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.
Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.
by Samuel J R October 08, 2008
when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 15, 2007
Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face
thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?
Fancy a ham sandwich love
by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003
Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005
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