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flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"
I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.
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ham sammich 

to place ones face in anothers booty
self expanatory
ham sammich by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

ham sammich 

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
ham sammich by John Godwin February 7, 2013

ham sammich 

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.
See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.
ham sammich by Tank Girl January 2, 2009

ham sammich 

what life really is.
ham sammich by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Go Ham Sammich 

Put da meat between yo buns.
-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

ham sammich 

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.
See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.
ham sammich by Tank Girl January 1, 2009