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ham
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
by Ligeia June 22, 2011
 
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ham
Hot Ass Mess
Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...
by greynjack624 March 31, 2011
 
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Ham
Verb - To Ham
To gain weight, usually to the point of obesity.
Wow, the girl used to be so pretty, then she hammed up.
by Thereisnoonebythisname July 19, 2010
 
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ham
to get loud on a person or to go crazy.
"Im went ham on that girl today."
by nilaun December 17, 2009
 
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hard ass a motherfucker
That girl over there got me on ham.
by Chris Towsnend January 10, 2009
 
55.
Ham
Ugly, extremely ugly.
You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham
by kayja December 28, 2010
 
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HAM
Hot Ass Mess
"Can someone please help out that HAM over there?'
by galmbitch May 18, 2010