H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker
"I went HAM on those CPC's!"
by gerri2011 December 11, 2011
Going hard as a mother fucker
He went ham on that cheeseburger
by Aavb October 28, 2011
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
by SJW666 October 07, 2011
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 28, 2011
HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).
Check out that HAM over there. Damn.
by PrincessXena May 10, 2011
When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.
Duded you just got hammed.
by majiggin April 27, 2011
acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual
Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
by kpoo April 25, 2011

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