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Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
by lazyfatbum May 03, 2009
 
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Ham
An adjective to describe somebody who is full of themselves
Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.
by salvo11 April 01, 2014
 
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Ham
(v) to go crazy at a party after a long sober period. To go ham.
Look at them Vanderbrowns going ham.
by robbieb February 23, 2014
 
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Ham
Ham is a beautiful, cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot girl. Just a good looking girl. It's as simple as that!
Hey Frank!!! Check out that Ham over there!
Hey!! That's my Ham!

That's some Ham right there!
I'd like a piece of that Ham ;)
That was some good Ham :p
by TheHamMan November 01, 2013
 
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ham
cured meat from a big
I'll have to do some p90 after eating all that ham
by ilovelondon88 April 06, 2012
 
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HAM
Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.
Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!
by Shrizi April 04, 2011
 
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ham
it means hard ass a motherfucker. used when refering to sports, fighting, or pretty much anything requiring skill.
I ain't finna do nothin, imma go ham on this nigga though.
by dj doda August 06, 2010