a huge, clumsy dork. a ham is someone who is embarassing but usually still a good friend
Mark just dropped his books all over the hall. What a ham!
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Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.
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Cut of meat from a thigh of a pig, usually cured.

Also the son of Noah.
John: Hey can you get me some ham at the grocery store?
Lana: Yeah, sure!
by P_seudonym July 28, 2012

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Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....
I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!
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it means hard ass a motherfucker. used when refering to sports, fighting, or pretty much anything requiring skill.
I ain't finna do nothin, imma go ham on this nigga though.
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Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
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An acronym for "Home and Masturbate"
Hey Tom, Wanna Go Ham Today?
No, I'm Christian.
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