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Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.
Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY
by lowdown November 16, 2004
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A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.
- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff
by Serfer January 29, 2010
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An enjoyable experience for all those involved.
I had to cut my web surfing short because...
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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