The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.
My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete
by pyrator April 25, 2003
when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 15, 2007
Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?
Fancy a ham sandwich love
by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003
Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005
1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8
I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.
by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003
When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!
I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"
by tea kettle combat August 14, 2006

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