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A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious
Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.
by chaos is control May 29, 2015
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A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.
As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.
by MBC March 31, 2003
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If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005
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1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8
I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.
by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003
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26
To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.
Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.
by Samuel J R October 08, 2008
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Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?
Fancy a ham sandwich love
by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003
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When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!
I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"
by tea kettle combat August 14, 2006
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