| 1. | Halz and Al | ||
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Halz and Al is a name between you and your best friend. If your a halz and an al, you are very close people who practically live with each other. it means that you two are like sisters (or brothers) Did you see those two girls over there? They are Halz and Al.
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| 2. | staffed | ||
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Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz. O dear halz we are staffed!
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| 3. | The Weekly Bull | ||
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A weekly newspaper detailing the various examples of bullshit to come out of a certain person's mouth, written in a satircal manner. It is written in a good humoured manner, depicting the person as, amongst other things, World Squash Champion, and a Buddhist. You may think "well surely it must end at some point" well no because there is endless amounts of bullshit coming out of his mouth. Written, illustrated, and published by Halz. Well Halz, I'm looking forward to the next edition of the Weekly Bull on Monday!
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| 4. | Summoner | ||
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A magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. The Summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. As a result, the Halz'da, Nuethare, and Luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by Summoners. The Summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his Luthrozuul do the talking.
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| 5. | ote | ||
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typo 4 ite, a commonly used greeting that came about as a result of a typo ite as O & I are next to each other on the keyboard.
ite} A: ote
B: yeh thnx A: kl |
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| 6. | schapps | ||
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a merging of the phrase 'shit happens' it comes from a small group of people in chelmsford in south england and is now used throughout the entire region. it is a fast travelling word as it shortens the evermore shortening language.
used to describe something which is has gone wrong but as the saying goes 'live goes on and schapps" oh my god, oh well SCHAPPS
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| 7. | The Carnival of Ham | ||
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A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly. Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
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