hallucidating 

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.

Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."

hallucidating by Genovese, Franco October 8, 2011

the halucination 

When you delete your number and all texts and calls logged in a womans phone who you've just met while she's sleeping after a romp at her place and you leave without a trace. You don't clean anything and don't leave anything of yours.

"Remember that chunky blonde from the Redrock?"

"Yeah she looked like a reeeal slut"

"I went to her place last night and gave her the halucination."

"Shut up! You're the man!"

"And ill never go to Redrock again."

the halucination by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Hallucinating 

When you see something that is not there.

One day, A child went for a walk and saw a unicorn, of course he was hallucinating. He tried to take a ride on a unicorn but he smacked into a wall.
That kid was a fail. He had been smoking granola bars. He was only 12. Oh my. He lost his virgity to a fire hydrant.

Hallucinating by ASSCS March 5, 2011

hallucineating 

Hallucineating: when you're eating one thing and imagine it's better than it really is. you're hallucinating while eating.

I must be hallucineating... this is really good!

hallucineating by coeur d'potato girl March 7, 2011

Hallucinating Hillbilly 

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.

"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

Hallucinating Hillbilly by Party Rock Detroit January 28, 2012

hearlucinating

hearing something thats not really there;
or thinking you heard something but you really didnt.basically hilucinating for the ears.

i came downstairs thinking my dad called my name,but upon asking him he had no idea what i was talking about,thats hearlucinating

hearlucinating by y2c January 10, 2009

Hallucidating 

Thinking you are dating someone but they don't think so

Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him

Hallucidating by TWD_358 May 27, 2015