Hampipe 

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

Hampipe by Roganator October 30, 2008

Hapiped 

a person who has been given herpes by a back-woods simpleton.

Jerry got Hapiped last month at a Kid Rock show... you can harly recognise him as his mouth is covered in cold sores!

Hapiped by pattyCake March 8, 2014

Halipenis 

Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.

Man, I really need to brush my teeth; I have a severe case of halipenis!

Halipenis by Full price Kim February 27, 2017

Halfpipe Hippie 

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.

Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.

Halfpipe Hippie by iTackleFatGirls April 9, 2023

halfpipe 

When wearing pants...the fact that the zipper area curls into a curved surface resembling the formation of a halfpipe. also looks like you have an erection

"yo son, i was rocking a halfpipe during math class"

halfpipe by hey!steve May 31, 2005

halfpipe 

Half of a pipe that is ridden in to "get air" while doing some kind of extreme sport

Did you see the mad air I got off that half pipe Joe?

halfpipe by fhqwhgads May 5, 2003

Alaskan halfpipe 

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo

I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night

Alaskan halfpipe by pitbh September 5, 2009