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2.
A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.
by avaron September 27, 2006
 
1.
A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there
by avaron September 27, 2006
 
3.
When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."
Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section
by Sammy Franfurter August 20, 2007