A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.
Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)
Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"
Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)
Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....
Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."
Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"
Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)
Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....
Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."
by MR. AWESOME!!! March 18, 2008
The extreme stiffnes resulting from a full day playing halo/halo2/halo3. Results hands which appear claw like
by hahaha243 October 27, 2007
When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.
Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
by The hairless wonder December 3, 2017