The worst excuse for a game in the history of forever!
You hover when you jump.
Failed story line.
Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character.
Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf!)
Glide up ladders.
Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags).
It's for the shit-box.
Peter: "Hey, man. Wanna play Halo 3? I'll Tea-bag you!"
Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else!"
Peter: "Shut up, just shut up!! <sob><sob>. I'll tell Master Chief on you!"
Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit!"
Mediocre FPS game with a poor single player which involves killing multicoloured space monekys repeatedly and average multiplayer that involves little skill to win at - getting any of the power weapons such as the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, sword or grav hammer will guarantee a win. Also the reason why many people bought Xbox 360s. Definitley not the best FPS or game ever.
OMG. Sergeant Johnson got killed by a flying lightbulb.
So much hype for halo 3 when its such a sucky game.
The third clone of the Halo trilogy. Pretty much the same as the first two but a new weapon or two and a couple dozen new maps. The only reason why someone would buy this is because they are drawn into the ads that say how it's going to be the greatest game ever and any other game is shit compared to it.
Person 1:"Dude i'm gonna go buy Halo 3 when it comes out wanna come watch me buy it?"
Person 2:"You already own Halo 1 and Halo 2 why not just glue them together and put them in your Xbox 360?"
Person 1:"Because those two are shit compared to Halo 3. Did you know Halo 3 has one new weapon and thirty-six hundred new maps."
Person 1:"Get the Hell outta my site I never wanna see you again you fucking retard."
A game that all blind xbot
s will buy and praise no matter how bad (or good) it actually is
Halo 3 could end up being a 2 hour video of Master Chief jacking off and xbot
s will STILL proclaim it to be the greatest game of all
1)One of the worst most overhyped games in history. Halo was good, halo 2 was alright, halo 3 took it too far.
People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3.
2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers.
3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.
Kid 1: OMFG DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL
Kid 3: Hey everyone.
Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 3: Nope, why?
Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU
Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8
Kid 3: ....bye then?
halo 3 suck gears of war is much better
(gaykid) im gona buy halo 3 it the best game out
(coolkid) ur such a gay kid halo 3 is so boring
(gaykid)yes but im gay i wank over halo 3
(coolkid)fuck u im going out to pre order gears of war 2
An okay game that people are freaking out over but it looks like a PS2 game
Man 1: Halo 3 is the shit!
Man 2: It is not, I wouldn't pay for that game!