Bob Schmob: Yeah, that was gay. We got noobed by the sniper whore the whole match.
Red team at post game lobby: Haha, good game guys.
Blue team at post game lobby: That was the gayest, most bullshitty match ever. You cheated you fucking standbyers. I'm gonna report you to bungie you litte faggots.
Halo 2 is awesome.
Note: This definition is not for half life 2 fanboys or halo 2 haters.
Gamer 1: Hey *friends name*, do you want to play some H2?
Gamer 2: Sure, ill invite a couple other friends too, we can fire up a game of CTF.
Gamer 1: Cool, ill see you online
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.
Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....
person 2: No it doesn't, didn't ya hear that it got delayed again?
person 1: What mother fucker!! You gotta be shitting me...im gonna fuckin kill you its all your FAAAAULLT!!!!