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1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.
2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.
1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!
2. R:HALMPH!
L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!
by Rachel H. April 16, 2005

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