word of the day: October 31, 2012
celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.
im dressing up as a farmer for halloween. im so cool.
That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!
Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"
"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"
/'hæləʊ'i:n/ noun. Annual holiday with origin in the Celtic festival of Samhain. It's present secular form is now a festival where women let out their inner slut and where most men have followed their urge to dress up as women at least once.
We've come a long way at Halloween from the pagan rituals of Samhain...
The one day out of the whole 365 days for girl of america to dress up as slutty as they can and not not care. Basicly a competition of "whos more slutty".
Guy one: god i love halloween.
Guy two: why?
Guy one: LOOK AT THEM
Guy two: yeah, i got a boner off of that one chick. i give her a 9/10
Guy one: yeah.. basicly.
Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.
person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?
An excuse for everybody!
For teenage girls to dress like sluts!
For little boys to dress up like robots and aliens and not be teased!
For nerds to cosplay as things no sane person has ever heard of!
For adults to get roaring drunk and not be given a second look!
For paedophiles to hand out free candy to willing little children!
For idiots to watch the same three horror movies they watched last year!
And for silent misanthropes to bang their head against the wall for another four hours.
(Day after Halloween)
Jack: Hey, did you see that horror movie at Dan's place last night?
Bob: No, I couldn't get there. The road was too blocked up with slutty teenage girls, cosplay geeks, drunken adults and possible child predators.
Jack: Good thing I'm a silent misanthrope, then.
a holiday celebrated by many on the night of october 31, where you dress up in a costume, go door to door say, "trick or treat", and they'll give you candy.
* knock knock *
*someone opens the door *
"trick or treat!!"
"oh! what a nice costume! you have on this fine halloween night"
* gives you candy *
* you walk down to the net house* etc..
the day that pedophiles get home delivery
KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."