Halloween sluts forget the reason for the season. Halloween is not about squezing into a "french maid" outfit you got at the local porn store that is purposefully 3 sizes too small or living out your dream to be a victoria secret model despite your beer gut and flab ass. It's about candy and beer.
"No, but I did see JoJo in a nurse outfit that showed her ass cheeks." - sensible girl #2
"Damn, our campus is nothing but a bunch of halloween sluts" - sensible girl #1