When you are forced to do a shit in the bushes.
There isn't a toilet for fucking miles. I'm going to have to pull a hallam out of the bag.
extremely foul smelling
Dude, that crap you took was hallam
for a boy to get a extremely small bonar then fuck his fuck ugly sister that connor is already fucking and then his mum comes in and licks his asshole
errr your doing a hallam
A creature who plays nothing but fighter games like: Street Figher and Guilty gear X and RPG's like: Final fantasy and Tales of Symphonia, And brags about how he/she is better than everyone and also brags about their "GOD SAVE" in RPG'S. Also is overly scene and overly confident and tends to scare off friends with their over confidence.
Random Kid: Wow street fighter is such a great game.
Hallam kid: Rrrrreeallly, PLAY ME AND ILL RAPE YOU THROUGH EVERY ORPHAS O YOUR BODY.
Random kid: Wow ur pretty good at this game.
Hallam Kid: NO I AM GOD HAHAHAHA, IN YO FACE IN YO MUFUCKIN FACE!!!!!
Hallam is the handiest of all the bobs, he is usually related to a Derek and loves Meriel.
"Is that a hallam or a real life handibob?"
When you are about to ejaculate and you realize you have nowhere to bust so you grab your fishbowl and nut inside the water. Then your goldfish are slurping on it and they're thinking "what the fuck did this guy just eat mangos?"
My fish are mad at me because i hallamed in their bowl