Halfwitty
Get the Halfwitty mug.
half witted gorilla
half witted gorilla by *** November 17, 2003
halfwitticism
Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"
Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."
halfwitticism by DMc June 15, 2004
halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
A gen alpha who cares about his ipad more than his mom/dad and says cringe stuff 24/7
Here is an example
Here is an example
Kid 1: yo hii!
Kid 2: skibidiohiosigmainreallifefanomtaxyinohioyouaremysunshinegedagodigodagoda oh
Kid 1: *commits die*
Kid 3: no my friend!!
Kid 2: skibidiohiorizzlerinohiosigmafanomtaxonlyinohioinkanyewestomeganuggetemojicat
Kid 3: *grabs rpg* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
Kid 2: skibidi bop bop bop ohio simger- *dies*
Example 2:
Teacher: welcome back to class everyone! today we will learn about chemical reacti-
Annoying kid: brr skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes skibidi bubble tea dip ohiooo sigma ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio fanom tax sigma sigma sigma ipad better than mom sigma mewing in ohio skibidi toilet rizzler gy@t omega nugget you are my sunshine sigma gigachad rizz
Teacher: ...
Star Kid: Should we do it?
Teacher: Yes, you can. Get rid of this halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty.
*the kids beat up the annoying kid*
Annoying kid: skibidi bop bop BOP SKIBIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SKIBIDI STOP GRIMACE PUSH HARDER DADDY
Star Kid: everyone move back, im grabbing my rpg.
*everyone exits the room*
*Star kid launches the rocket and the annoying kid dies* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
*everyone enters the room again*
Teacher: Thank you! Anyways, we will learn about chemical reactions.
Kid 2: skibidiohiosigmainreallifefanomtaxyinohioyouaremysunshinegedagodigodagoda oh
Kid 1: *commits die*
Kid 3: no my friend!!
Kid 2: skibidiohiorizzlerinohiosigmafanomtaxonlyinohioinkanyewestomeganuggetemojicat
Kid 3: *grabs rpg* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
Kid 2: skibidi bop bop bop ohio simger- *dies*
Example 2:
Teacher: welcome back to class everyone! today we will learn about chemical reacti-
Annoying kid: brr skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes skibidi bubble tea dip ohiooo sigma ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio fanom tax sigma sigma sigma ipad better than mom sigma mewing in ohio skibidi toilet rizzler gy@t omega nugget you are my sunshine sigma gigachad rizz
Teacher: ...
Star Kid: Should we do it?
Teacher: Yes, you can. Get rid of this halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty.
*the kids beat up the annoying kid*
Annoying kid: skibidi bop bop BOP SKIBIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SKIBIDI STOP GRIMACE PUSH HARDER DADDY
Star Kid: everyone move back, im grabbing my rpg.
*everyone exits the room*
*Star kid launches the rocket and the annoying kid dies* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
*everyone enters the room again*
Teacher: Thank you! Anyways, we will learn about chemical reactions.
Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.
Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy. by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026
Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026