halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.

It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.

halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010

hashtalker 

A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash

I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn't sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker

hashtalker by mystery shopper #4 February 25, 2015

Half-talker 

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

Half-talker by MContrary August 3, 2012

handtalker 

a person who talks using hand gestures and motions; often associated with head movement

Helen Keller was the world's most famous handtalker.
The handtalker was very boring, until she slapped the guy beside her.

handtalker by trogdor0086 October 9, 2009

halfbakery 

A place for people with WAY too many random ideas.

Me: I just got a wicked idea! Jet-Powered toilets!
Al.E Put it on the Halfbakery, man!

halfbakery by Shadow Phoenix December 28, 2007

Hashtalker 

When you always throw a hashtag in at the end of your statements

Steph makes great FB posts, but she is such a hashtalker. #loveshersomehashtags #errbodyisjealous #stephgothashtaggame #youwishyourhashtagswereasgoodasStephs

Hashtalker by KCrocks March 28, 2019