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half shit 

An incomplete bowel movement. Taking a half shit implies that one will have to return later to complete the shit.
"Person X: Do you ever take a shit but know you'll have to do more later?
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."

"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
half shit by dooddooddood September 22, 2011

Half Shit My Pants 

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.
I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.
Half Shit My Pants by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

halfsuit 

A type of clothing sold at funeral parlors for burying individuals. Characteristically, the clothing has a front, but no back.
My dad looked good in the coffin, even though it was a goddamn cheap halfsuit.
halfsuit by redcentx August 12, 2017

halishitosis 

Halishitosis is an extreme form of halitosis caused by poor dental hygiene, decay, oral putrescence that creates intolerable odors that smell fecal in origin.
That meth head has the worst case of halishitosis that even his meth buddies won’t get near him.
halishitosis by Ofashea April 30, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026