Dad: Well, you see son, when a man and women love each other very much...Ah, I'm not the best at this. Your mom knows more about this type of stuff more than me, fucking slut. Anyway, it means no one has had crazy butt secks with you.
Tom and Jeff lost their half virginity last night when they went all the way together.
This kinky girl isn't a half virgin anymore. You know what I'm sayin'?