| 1. | gumby | ||
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a half hard cock, noticebly aroused yet not a "full on" stiffie He had a gumby from watching the girl undress. When she was finshed he was sporting a full hard-on
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| 2. | ass boner | ||
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When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. "man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"
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| 3. | halfsie | ||
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a partially erect penis that occurs typically when the owner is aroused by something they should probably not be aroused by or in other inopportune situations. Armando is inappropriately and uncontrollably partially aroused by his room mate. He now has a halfsie.
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| 4. | Midrection | ||
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Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən) The state in which a penis is only half erect. Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."
Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection." |
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