half nelson 

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.

It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.

half nelson by Peter Urban May 23, 2006

half nelson 

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

half nelson by James June 17, 2006

Dominican Half Nelson 

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

Dominican Half Nelson by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Half neilson 

When someone has a half boner

She was hot, but she only gave me a half Neilson

Half neilson by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018