An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

Half Life: Full Life Consequences by Paufan December 9, 2008

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Half-Life Full-life Consequences

intently badly spelt fan fiction by squirrelking it was later made into a series by Djy1991 and LordTeisel for youtube

(person 1) did you see the new Half-Life Full-life Consequences yet ?

(person 2) yea its very funny

Half-Life Full-life Consequences by Orangadan July 12, 2009

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half ass full blast

Doing retarded shit. Also used to reefer to the unit first Battalion second aviation regiment.

We keep doing the same shit over and over. Hooah half ass full blast

half ass full blast by Lufa November 6, 2013

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Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.

Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.

Full half burrito by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021

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