Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.

Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T

Half-of-a-sister by Delete this account now July 24, 2023

half of stack 

500 hundread dollars

a paid a half of stack for dat ass last night from red

half of stack by bert2 June 28, 2005

half of cake 

A pound of cocaine. Approximately 25,000$
As heard in The Notorious B.I.G's song -Ten Crack Commandments.

Heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up.

half of cake by DeadlySorry May 28, 2016

Half of zero fucks 

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.

Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.

Half of zero fucks by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022

Half of everything I own 

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Half of everything I own by WhyohY January 23, 2023

half of two fucks 

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

half of two fucks by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

Half of 69 

half of 69 is 34.5 so whenever its like (example) 9:34 you can like look at your friend and be like, oh add 34.5 plus 34.5 and thats what we'll be doing tonight

"Dude, it's 8:34. That's half of 69"

Half of 69 by 69 boo December 9, 2018