| 22. | Severna Park | ||
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Wow you all are the gayest people i've ever met. Half of you have never even been to Severna Park, so fuck you all. Yes our parents have money, WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Suck it fucking white trash kids.
"And when I, pop my collar i make them smile"-Yeah what fags? Suck it up. |
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| 23. | hopa | ||
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This means half-Japanese. This term is often used lovingly as a cute yet brief self-description. Though it does not disclose the other half of their ethnicity, it's more endearing than mutt. It's important to realize that its a Japanese-American term with the emphasis on being American. The internment camps didn't care how little Japanese or young someone was, they were all considered "threats to our national security." Over 110,000 Japanese were locked up on the west coast during WWII, and many of them left to valiantly fight the war for the country that spited their family. Let no one ever tarnish or forget what they went through while still American citizens. They've paid a deeper price to be accepted as Americans than nearly any other group besides African-Americans. Please do not use this term unkindly as it's not what it means and makes you sound like an idiot. Q: So what's your ethnic background?
A: I'm a hopa! (said with a smile and playfulness) |
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| 24. | Boots | ||
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refers to a person who wears the same pair of boots all the time, or only wears boots, no other footwear...ever.
generally a person who has fits of destructive apathetic boredom for no other reason than an enjoyment of breaking things that man has created. the kinda guy who would spend huge money on boots or a good jacket or something random for a friend, even knowing he'll have to half starve for a week afterwards. mike: oi! boots! these bastards are ruining my day, lets cut some bitches.
boots:(with a little smile as he puts out the ciggy) yeh, i like to kill... |
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| 25. | Barney | ||
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A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict. Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??
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| 26. | kwink | ||
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Is a half leg kick behind you and an exaggerated wink, you tilt your head opposite to what leg your kicking, you do it when your across the room from a friend and you want to make them laugh or just say hi.
Karla was staring across the bar from Laura, as Laura was walking towards her she did a kwink to make her laugh.
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| 27. | vajayjay | ||
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A woman's pleasure dome. About a foot and a half below her lovely lady lumps and around the corner from her hump. Mommy Timmy said babies come from your vajayjay, but I told him he was wrong, they come from the stork.
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| 28. | icequeen | ||
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Refers to a woman either whose soul or vagina consists of ice. Icequeens never smile. Passing an icequeen in the hall, notice the cold half-smile-half-grimace. Icequeens avoid dating or direct physical contact. They are typically pulled together in appearance, often with shiny flat-ironed hair.
"You hung out with that icequeen last night--tell me, did you enter her Ice Palace?"
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