| 1. | half-sleeve | ||
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1 - The remaining flap of foreskin from being half-circumcised. A common practice amongst those of mixed decent where one parent is Jewish.
2 - A derogatory term used against a person of mixed Jewish decent. 1 - I hate the desert, I get sand in my half-sleeve.
2 - That half-sleeve son of a bitch cheated me. |
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| 2. | Jew-ntaro | ||
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(1 Derogatory term for a tacky Mexican who is a cheapskate (2) a Mexican who is a tight ass with their money (3) stingy, cheap, penny pincher, piker, tightwad of Mexican descent (4)A mix between a Jew and a Chuntaro Sgt Brown: you owe my lunch
Ssg Gonzales: do to consequences beyond my control we just got a free lunch i was going to pay for lunch thus my debt is settled. Sgt Brown: your a Jew-ntaro, half Jew half Chuntaro |
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| 3. | Jew Penis | ||
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A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.
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| 4. | one and a half | ||
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Mr Mallinson has one and a half
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| 5. | jew | ||
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One who practices Judaism, which is THE original monotheistic religion. Though Jews constitute merely one quarter of one percent of the world population (about 1 in 400 people), approximately 25% of all Nobel Prizes are won by Jews. Additionally, only about 3% of America's population is Jewish, but Jews have a dominant presence in every top university in America (27% of Ivy League students are Jewish), as well as every professional field, ranging from medicine and law, to entertainment and film.
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Many like to attribute Jewish success to reasons such as greed and thrift, and many even think Jews get preferential treatment - these accusations are foolish, and those who propagate them are ignorant to say the very least; Jews have faced the utmost degree of persecution for thousands of years, yet continue to disproportionately accomplish great things - not only in number, but also in magnitude. Furthermore, studies have conclusively shown that the average Jewish person has an IQ in the 85th percentile among their non-Jewish caucasian counterparts, and that Jews are six times more likely to have an IQ in the genius range (140 and above) than the average person. More statistics: - Almost half of the money contributed to democratic primaries have been from Jewish donors - 40% of partners at the top NY and DC law firms are Jewish - Jews constitute 30% of the faculty members at the 15 most elite American colleges - 23% of the Forbes "500 richest Americans" were Jewish ... |
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| 6. | jew sip | ||
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You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving. "I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."
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| 7. | half way house | ||
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Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up. You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy! After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung! Job done, disaster avoided. Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah! Friend 1: you the man. |
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