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43. Lake Ariel
Also known as "middle of nowhere, PA." No one knows where Lake Ariel is and it is a half hour drive just to get anywhere.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Lake Ariel.
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: About half an hour away from Scranton.
Person 1: Ohhhhhh
44. Gammler
n. A dirty scrat or dropout who does everything half-arsed. Avoids effort at any cost. Rushes work to save time for gammeling. Also a cheap-skate who mooches stuff off other people. A gammler always accepts the fact that they are a gammler and ends up getting in trouble because they tell everyone how little effort they put into things.

v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
Even though Josh has a car he gets the bus to school so he can sleep and do his homework. What a douchey little gammler.


Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.


Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.


Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
45. Cordellarize
the art of extending your lunch hour by bringing in all of the ingredients of lunch, then spending half an hour making a sandwich. you then go out to the pub for an hour on the basis that you haven't been out to lunch yet
"Johns in the kitchen Preparing some sandwiches" "then I guess he's trying to cordellarize an extra half hour lunch"
46. Half Baked
Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
47. Twelve bucks an hour
Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
48. Facesitting
Facesitting is when a woman sits on a man's face. Though it is uncommon that a man sits on a woman's face, or a man sits on a man's face, a woman will sometimes sit on another woman's face.

In the descriptions below, an Encouragement Rate is listed. On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most encouraged and 1 being the least, the types of facesitting are given a level of encouragement. Let's review the different types of facesitting:

Frontal: When a woman facesits frontally, she is sitting on his face, with her back facing the man's feet. This is used so that the man's mouth is directly over the vagina. The Encouragement Rate is: 4. Facesitting was created so theat the woman's rear would fully cover the man's face. Frontal is acceptable, not usually pleasurable.

Reverse: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, with her eyes looking towards the man's feet. In this method, the upper part of the man's face is engulfed by the woman's rear. Reverse facesitting earns an Encouragement Rate of 5, because the fat of the woman's rear is more frequently used.

Half: When a woman halfly sits on a man's face, her rear is only covering half of his face. This method is mainly used in teasing. Encouragement Rate: 3. Though the rear still touches the man's face, he is not being smothered. If the woman proceeds to enter any of the above two methods, preferably Reverse, then that is usually satisfactory.

Partial: Partial facesitting is when a woman sits on only part of the ma...
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49. Half Mast
When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about
Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet
Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now

Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?
Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now

Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.
Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out
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