the one girl in high school that thinks shes the hotest thing ever, but in reality is very ugly. she always has to have a "cute" boyfriend, who is probably a fat redneck with very low standards. she also thinks shes realy funny (actualy very loud and annoying) and that people care about her retarded grandma.
blake: hey have you seen the new girl?
tom: uugh yea shes a total haley taylor
blake: OMGOMG I KNOW!